vineri, 28 noiembrie 2008

Sunt ademenit din Burkina Faso

Fiţi atenţi să nu cădeţi în plasă. Am primit prin e-mail:

Dear Friend,


Please in the name of God i ask for your little time to read this message carefully to the excellency of our mutual benefit. So please read this email very gently and tell me what you think, if we can transact it together or not. And please after reading, if it does not interest you please kindly delet the mail and keep the secret of what you red within you.

My name is IBRAHIM ALPHA, i am the operations manager of Bank of Africa,headquters Republic of Burkina-faso. I got your information when i was searching for an oversea partner among other names. I propose this to you in good faith; I am 52 years old, an Ethiopian white based in Burkina-Faso Republic, married with four lovely kids.

I have a very important business which i would like to execute with you which involves some reasonable amount of cash and no risk involve, i have packaged a financial transaction that will benefit you and I, as the OPS manager in this bank it is my duty to send in a financial report to my headmen office in Potonovo at the end of each business year. On the course of the last year business report, i discovered that we made FIVE MILLION UNITED STATE DOLLOARS ($5,000,000.00 USA) which our head office do not know about, and no single staff is aware of this oversurplus extra cash and will never be aware of it since i have wisely parckaged an arrangement to move out the money for myself as i intend to retire from service soon. I blinded the files. I have placed this funds on what we call escrow account with no beneficiary and awaiting data, so that it would be simply easy for anybody to claim peacefully.

As an officer of this bank I cannot be directly connected to this money, so my aim of contacting you is for you to apply and stand as the beneficiary to this money and order the bank to transfer it into your account with immediate effect. As soon as you receive it in your bank account, i agree that you will take 40% of the total funds as your commission. There are practically no risks involved in this event, it will be a bank-to-bank wire transfer, and all I need from you is to stand claim as the original depositor of the fund who made the deposit with this bank so that my head office can order the transfer to any of your bank account that you shall indicated. I assure you that hence you apply as the beneficiary of the fund it shall be vividly released to you.

If you accept to work with me I will appreciate it very much. Email me with this email address (ibr200811_alpha@yahoo.com ) so that we can go over the details and i will give you my full information and relay to you more information on the money and explain to you how we should start the claim. Remember there is no risk involved, i promise.

Thank you in advance and May God bless you and your family.

Yours truly


IBRAHIM ALPHA
Operations Manager
BANK OF AFRICA"

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6 comentarii:

Ion de la Chiuiesti spunea...

Felicitari! Esti mai exotic ca mine. Uite ce am primit eu:

GREETINGS.

We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a heir to the total sum of Ten Million Six Hundred Thousand British Pounds in the codicil and last testament of the deceased. Name now withheld since this is our second letter to you. We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore can present you as the heir to the inheritance.

We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed in your acceptance. In your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward to us your letter of acceptance; your current telephone and fax numbers and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary documents at our high court probate division for the release of this sum of money.

Please contact me for futher details

Yours Faithfully,
Anthony Powell

Ion de la Chiuiesti spunea...

Si iata raspunsul meu:

Thank you for your notification, and please scan the testament, and send me a copy. I will give you half of my money, if you do that. And if you suck my dick, I'll give you the rest of the money. Say Hello to your wife for me!

ION spunea...

Raspunsul meu:

Dear Mrs. Mary and son Solomon,
Your offer is very tempting, but I'm already in expectation of 1.2 m $ from a Mr. John from Nigeria who proposed the same deal (after his father, who was working in the mining business had a terrible accident). This being said, i regret to inform you that I can't accept your offer because I don't have a safe place where to store all the money.
I am however very curios if somebody is actually willing to help you. And by the way.....yes...i know....you need some money to take care of the papers (money which i have to send by Western Union or some other "safe" money transfer service).
Also it would be a great increase in business if you would use an email address registered to Cote D'Ivoire and not in Venezuela.
Thank you for your email and I hope we will do business in the future.
Good luck!

satmareanca spunea...

Asta e tipul de escrocherie cunoscut sub numele de Scrisoarea nigeriana. Da un search pe google ca sa vezi ce si cum :)

Realitatea lui Petria spunea...

Crina, l-a mine e mai misto, e dintr-o tara mai pitoreasca...

Viorica spunea...

Ca sa nu te mai obosesti sa cauti aici: http://google-viorica.blogspot.com/2008/06/sunt-bogata.html.
uite ce am primit eu:

06 iunie 2008
Sunt bogata!

Nu, nu m-am imbogatit pt ca acum doua zile mi-a decedat o matusa (pe bune!, dar n-o cheama Tamara) ci pt ca emailul de mai jos a trecut de GoogleSpam:

Dear Friend,

I am Mr.Huang Chi-Lin. I work with Bank Sino Pac, formerly known asInternational Bank of Taipei as Executive Vice President
I have an obscure business proposal for you.My client, Mr.Thabit Alwan an Iraqi Merchant, made a fixed depositof USD 17.3M for 2 years with my bank. Upon maturity several notices were sent tohim.

It was later discovered that he and his family were killed in Iraqwar leaving no living witness to this fund, I will like you as a foreigner to stand as next of kin so we can receive his funds.

I prefer you to reach me with the below email
Email:huangchi-lin@hotmail.com

Sincerely,
Chi-Lin

Subject: ATTN:SIR/MADAMMessage-ID: 1212681784.48480e386dbcd@discus.singnet.com.sg
Date: Fri, 06 Jun 2008 00:03:04 +0800 (SGT)From: "Mr.Huang Chi-Lin" nankai@singnet.com.sg
Reply-To: huangchi-lin@hotmail.com

Cum adrisantul e anonim, am dat toate adresele de mai sus pt ca banuiesc ca Google, stiind ca noi, romanii, suntem un popor deschis la suflet, primitor, gata sa imparta totul cu semenii ("cin'se ia cu mine bine/ ii dau haina de pe mine", si cine s-ar putea lua mai bine decat cineva care te roaga sa-l ajuti sa recupereze USD 17.3M ), poate cineva pune botul si apoi ma omeneste si pe mine cu ceva.
Sigur GoogleSpam spera si el ceva la schimb, doar n-o sa ofere un capitalist o asemenea ocazie pe de-a moaca.
Am copiat intocmai mesajul, cu greseli de tiparire cu tot.